2016 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is “brave” for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
2016 Classic: The “Post-Truth” Word of the Year
Why was it chosen? Because in 2016, “Facts” became “Opinions,” and “Opinions” became “Viral Headlines.” Part of the 41 Politicians Jokes: The 2016 “Brexit, Walls… Read More »2016 Classic: The “Post-Truth” Word of the Year
2015 Classic: The Mad Max
A guy walks in covered in silver spray paint and yelling, “WITNESS ME!” The bartender hands him a water and says, “Witnessing you being sober… Read More »2015 Classic: The Mad Max
2015 Classic: Mad Max
Fury Road: Why was this movie so loud? Because George Miller decided that in 2015, plot was just a distraction between explosions and a guy playing… Read More »2015 Classic: Mad Max
2015 Legacy: The Inside Out Fan
One, but the “Sadness” emotion keeps touching the bulb and making it blue. Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The Hotline Bling… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Inside Out Fan
2014 Classic: The AC/DC “Rock or Bust”
Why no Malcolm Young? For the legends proving they could rock on even through the toughest personal tragedies. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock… Read More »2014 Classic: The AC/DC “Rock or Bust”
2014 Vintage: The Little Bee
What do you call a bee that’s a great singer? A “hum-dinger.” Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition archive.… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Little Bee
2014 Classic: The Taylor Swift “1989”
Why did the lawyer love the album? Because Taylor’s move to pull her music from Spotify created 10,000 hours of “royalties and digital distribution” litigation… Read More »2014 Classic: The Taylor Swift “1989”
2013 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Kim Kardashian? For proving that playing a character is hard when the camera isn’t just following your daily life. Part of the 34 Razzie… Read More »2013 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
2013 Archive: The Candy Crush Saga
Why did the lawyer reach Level 500? He said he was “practicing the art of breaking down complex structures” (and billing for the “strategic planning”).… Read More »2013 Archive: The Candy Crush Saga