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1998 Legacy: The Mark McGwire vs. Sammy Sosa

Why did the President love the Home Run race? Because it was the only “Internal Investigation” that involved actual baseballs.

Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The 1998 “Starr Reports & Blue Dresses” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus07/30/2015 04:28What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@WebTV_Viewer04/17/2015 14:17Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Resident_Evil_Z12/09/2014 11:53Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@ICQ_Classic05/20/2011 11:01That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Forrest_Gump_Running04/03/1998 13:26Laughing is as laughing does.
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo01/02/1996 00:18Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@PeanutButter_J10/26/2012 09:12It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Prodigy_User_X01/19/2012 03:17Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@StumbleUpon_User09/28/1996 13:43I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@Epic_Fail_Guy04/12/2009 00:52This joke is an Epic Win!

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