2024 Archive: The Twisters
A guy walks in and says, “You don’t face a storm, you ride it!” The bartender says, “It’s just a leaky AC unit, settle down.”… Read More »2024 Archive: The Twisters
2024 Archive: The Elephant
I’ll “never” forget 2024. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Legacy: The Chinese Spy Balloon
Why did the Air Force send an F-22 to kill a balloon? To prove that we can spend $400,000 on a Sidewinder missile to pop… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Chinese Spy Balloon
2023 Classic: The Best Sound Win
Why did Top Gun: Maverick win? Because the sound of an F-18 engine is the only thing that can make a 60-year-old man feel like… Read More »2023 Classic: The Best Sound Win
2022 Classic: The “Late Night Talking” Harry Styles
Why was the 4th so “Conversational”? Because Harry made “talking all night” sound like a summer breeze instead of a social obligation. Part of the… Read More »2022 Classic: The “Late Night Talking” Harry Styles
2019 Classic: The Bombshell
I told her I’m a news anchor. She told me to “anchor” myself to the chair and help with the kids’ homework. Part of the… Read More »2019 Classic: The Bombshell
2018 Legacy: The Red Dead Redemption 2 Player
One, but they have to spend 20 minutes grooming their horse before they can ride to the general store. Part of the 64 Light Bulb… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Red Dead Redemption 2 Player
2018 Archive: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms away and immediately shouting about the rising cost of heating oil in the local market. Part… Read More »2018 Archive: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
2017 Classic: The Little Star
Why did the moon go to the bank? To change its “quarters.” Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive.… Read More »2017 Classic: The Little Star
2017 Legacy: The MSN Messenger “True Ghost”
Why did the intern look confused? Because someone mentioned “Nudges” and he thought they were talking about physical assault. Part of the 78 Office Groaners:… Read More »2017 Legacy: The MSN Messenger “True Ghost”