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2012 Legacy: The “Sequester” Panic

Why were the Generals terrified of 2012? Because the “Budget Axe” was coming, and they had to figure out how to keep a global empire running on the price of a used Toyota Camry.

Part of the 33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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