Why were the Generals terrified of 2012? Because the “Budget Axe” was coming, and they had to figure out how to keep a global empire running on the price of a used Toyota Camry.
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It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Thinking is definitely funny today.
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
Saving the best laugh for last!