I’m “moo-ving” forward.
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404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.