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2003 Vintage: The Cow

 I’m “moo-ving” forward.

Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified

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@Coffee_Addict07/20/2003 03:59404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Pentium_Power03/09/2002 23:32My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Courage_Dog08/15/2007 12:32The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@G_I_Joe_Real11/11/2012 22:07And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Grinds_My_Gears07/10/2007 06:59You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Forever_Alone_X07/30/2012 15:12At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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