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2005 Legacy: The Graduation

 What do you call a lawyer who specialized in “Blog Defamation”? “An early adopter of a dying trend.”

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@OfficeWorker_9912/18/2000 03:19I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Scream_Ghostface05/27/2001 09:10Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam05/24/2008 00:03I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@DotCom_Survivor03/04/2006 16:19I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance02/17/2006 08:50Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Trololo_Man_7001/06/2001 18:42Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Reddit_Original10/21/2001 04:04The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Joe_Cartoon_G11/03/2015 12:26Press the button for more humor!

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