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Why don’t blondes eat pickles? They can’t get their head in the jar.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

54 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1997 – the year of the Spice Girls, the tragic loss of...read more »
A blonde went to the supermarket...
A blonde went to the supermarket and asked where the self-checkou...read more »
44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2017 Archive
Step into 2017 – the year of the Nintendo Switch launch, the peak...read more »
A blonde was asked to spell...
A blonde was asked to spell "Mississippi." She said "M-I-S-S-I-S-...read more »
What do you...
What do you call a blonde with a map? Lost.read more »
Why did the...
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for so...read more »
A blonde walks...
A blonde walks into a library and whispers "Can I have a burger a...read more »
How do blondes...
How do blondes make instant pudding? They put it in the microwave...read more »
51 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2010 Archive
Step into 2010 – the legendary year when Instagram launched its f...read more »
A blonde was trying to learn...
A blonde was trying to learn how to use her new smartphone. She a...read more »

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47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2021 Digital Era
Explore the surreal landscape of 2021 – the year of the NFT gold ...read more »
A blonde was filling out a...
A blonde was filling out a job application. When she got to the q...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Myspace_Tom05/20/2007 01:05I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Overclocker_Pro04/22/2012 15:24My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Hackers_Movie_Fan08/14/1997 20:43Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance09/13/2015 02:26Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Gaia_Online_Gold11/22/1998 00:18Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan10/16/2014 18:09Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

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