2010 Vintage: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
The school board updating the student handbook to state that anyone caught projecting a red dot onto the chalkboard during an exam would face instant… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
2009 Archive: The Hangover Movie Hit
Why did D.C. love it? Because “I woke up in a strange place and I don’t remember what happened to my money” was the official… Read More »2009 Archive: The Hangover Movie Hit
2009 Vintage: The Diet
“I’m on the ‘Flu Diet’.” “What’s that?” “I’m too scared to go to the grocery store, so I’m eating old crackers.” Part of the 59… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Diet
2009 Legacy: The Thermostat
She says 70 degrees is “the temperature of a failed state.” Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Thermostat
2008 Legacy: The Hancock Movie
“I’m a misunderstood superhero.” “No, you’re just a grumpy guy who sleeps on the park bench and smells like gin.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Hancock Movie
2006 Archive: The “Checklight” (IED Jammer)
Why did it interfere with everything? Because in 2006, “Electronic Warfare” meant you couldn’t blow up a bomb, but you also couldn’t open your own… Read More »2006 Archive: The “Checklight” (IED Jammer)
2005 Archive: The “Candy Shop” Context
Why was 50 Cent banned from the kids’ table? Because the adults finally listened to the lyrics and realized it wasn’t actually about a confectionery… Read More »2005 Archive: The “Candy Shop” Context
2005 Legacy: The Best Original Score
Why did Finding Neverland win? Because tinkling piano music is the official sound of “I’m about to cry because of Peter Pan.” Part of the… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Best Original Score
2003 Legacy: The HMO Nurse 2
“We don’t cover ‘Common Sense’. It’s too rare.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The Charlie’s Angels
Full Throttle: She bought a leather jacket. I told her she looks like an Angel. She said, “Then where are my wings and my vacation to… Read More »2003 Classic: The Charlie’s Angels