2014 Vintage: The Elephant
I’ll “never” forget 2014. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer bring a 3D printer to the funeral? To print a “replica of the will” that was slightly more favorable to his… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Inheritance
2013 Vintage: The Hunger Games Catching Fire Hype
The girls in the back row spent all of silent study hour trying to master the perfect tactical side-braid to look like Katniss Everdeen before… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Hunger Games Catching Fire Hype
2013 Vintage: The Anchorman 2
“Stay classy!” “I’m trying, but you’re currently eating nachos in the bathtub. It’s a struggle.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Anchorman 2
2012 Classic: The USB 3.0 Standard
Why was the tech guy finally at peace? Most new laptops had blue ports, and he finally had a drive that could copy a file… Read More »2012 Classic: The USB 3.0 Standard
2012 Classic: The LCD Monitor Polish
Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the plastic frame of a flat-screen computer monitor to make it match the heavy oak… Read More »2012 Classic: The LCD Monitor Polish
2011 Vintage: The Siri User
“Siri, change the light bulb.” Siri: “I found 14 hardware stores, but I don’t have hands, [User Name].” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Siri User
2011 Legacy: The Pitbull “Give Me Everything”
Why Mr. Worldwide? For the year Pitbull officially became the guest on every single song, making the world his personal dancefloor. Part of the 42… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Pitbull “Give Me Everything”
2010 Legacy: The Clash of the Titans
“Release the Kraken!” “Is that what you call the clogged toilet? Because that’s a battle I’m not fighting, Perseus.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Clash of the Titans
2010 Legacy: The Fighter Intensity
Christian Bale lost weight again. I’m starting to think he just enjoys being hungry for his craft. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Fighter Intensity