Why the house party? Because Lorde proved that being 20 years old and heartbroken could sound like a high-concept art masterpiece, giving us the perfect… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Lorde “Melodrama” Return
“I’m being re-accommodated!” “Is that what you call sleeping on the couch because you forgot my birthday?” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails… Read More »2017 Classic: The United Airlines
“Can I pay for this in Dogecoin?” “Get out.” Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2017 Archive: The Sex on the Beach
“This might hurt.” “My teeth?” “No, the fact that I’m ‘Live-Streaming’ your root canal.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO &… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Dentist 2
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2016 Bestie! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2016 Classic: The Tank
Why was everyone complimenting the ghost’s footwear? “Damn, Daniel! Back at it again with the white Vans!” Part of the 39 Halloween Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Damn Daniel” Video
Why was he running by himself? Because Nintendo finally put Mario on a phone, but made us pay $10 to see what was behind the… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Launch of “Super Mario Run”
One. Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae… now watch me screw in this light bulb. Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Silento Fan
Why did Big Hero 6 win? Because a giant, inflatable marshmallow robot is the only therapist Hollywood can afford. Part of the 37 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Best Animated Feature
Why did the dad’s watch go to school? It wanted to be a “smart”-er timekeeper. Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice… Read More »2014 Classic: The Smartwatch
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