2011 Vintage: The Siri User

“Siri, change the light bulb.” Siri: “I found 14 hardware stores, but I don’t have hands, [User Name].”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb? Have you tr...read more »

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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They a...read more »

How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

In 2024, the world turned "Apple Green." We all survived a total ...read more »

How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five hundr...read more »

In 2013, the world was caught in a whirlwind of viral trends and ...read more »

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

In 2016, the world was a strange mix of augmented reality and ret...read more »

In 1996, the world was spinning faster. We were "Macarena-ing" ou...read more »

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

In 2025, the line between human and machine has become even more ...read more »

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many ca...read more »

@Doom_Guy01/23/2014 17:37Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Quake_Fragger12/20/2011 13:38M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Encarta_Explorer10/27/1999 19:08I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Walter_Sobchak02/27/2011 02:49Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Fargo_Marge11/15/2009 20:48Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Nyan_Cat_Space10/08/2014 11:03Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Spawn_Camper_J11/21/2009 06:25I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Believe_It_Or_N04/04/2000 20:42I choose to believe it’s funny.