2016 Archive: The “Damn Daniel” Video

Why was everyone complimenting the ghost’s footwear? “Damn, Daniel! Back at it again with the white Vans!”

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2020, Halloween was "unprecedented." We traded crowded parties...read more »

Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »

A vampire walked into a bar and asked for a glass of warm blood. ...read more »

In 2022, Halloween was a masterclass in viral choreography and ci...read more »

Why was the ape asking "What a wonderful day!"? Because Noa was b...read more »

In 2015, Halloween was a mix of nostalgia and internet-breaking d...read more »

Why did the homeowner look like your high school teacher? Because...read more »

In 2005, Halloween was a mix of tragic space operas, the birth of...read more »

In 2002, Halloween was a mix of superhero hype and the kind of ps...read more »

Why did the ghost look like he just came from a surf trip in Hawa...read more »

Why was the mummy so confident on Halloween? Because he knew he w...read more »

A black cat crossed the road on Halloween and a man yelled, “Bad ...read more »

Rebirth: Why was the T-Rex wearing a tracker? Because Scarlett Jo...read more »

Why was the king of the turtles singing a ballad about a princess...read more »

@X-Files_Spooky04/12/1998 09:08I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@Geocities_Neighbor04/11/2014 13:24Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam04/28/2002 19:39I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Napster_User_9912/29/2002 15:20Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Zip_Drive_Owner01/04/2003 06:54Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H08/10/2012 23:27Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Talladega_N_R01/27/2015 11:57If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Ancient_Aliens_G09/23/1999 16:57I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.