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2016 Legacy: The Dentist 2

“This might hurt.” “My teeth?” “No, the fact that I’m ‘Live-Streaming’ your root canal.”

Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The Smart-Home Surgeon
My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »
2025 Classic: The Insurance
I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition
In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »
The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Predictive Diagnosis
My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Nurse
"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pager
My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »
The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition
In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

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2025 Legacy: The Deepfake Physical
I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ozempic 2.0
I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Prompt Doctor
My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »
2025 Classic: The X-Ray
"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Clueless_Cher05/18/2004 03:11As if! This is too funny.
@Courage_Dog01/17/1998 19:52The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Thundercats_Ho02/13/2006 04:37Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan07/06/2005 18:50Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Construction_Dig09/04/2015 14:46Still digging for more humor!

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