2016 Classic: The Tank

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2016 Bestie!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

@Memento_Guy09/14/2002 04:40Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Requiem_Dreamer02/28/1996 06:04That was intense... and funny!

@Speed_Racer_Go03/17/2008 06:03Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Bad_Luck_Brian03/12/2013 15:16Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@About_Dot_Com03/25/2000 12:36The human guide to online humor.

@Gaia_Online_Gold06/03/2009 09:30Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@Illidan_Blind12/12/2006 18:31I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!