Why were billionaires going to the edge of space? Because when you’ve already bought everything on Earth, the only thing left to do is spend 10 minutes in zero-G to prove that “Earthly Problems” are very small when you’re looking down from a rocket.
Part of the 33 Politicians Jokes: The 2021 “Capitols, Cargo & Crypto” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The 4-Day Weekend
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41 Politicians Jokes: The 2016 “Brexit, Walls & Wildcards” Edition
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2024 Vintage: The "Gen Alpha" Slang
Why are politicians saying "Skibidi"? To prove that they are "Riz...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Island Scandal
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2024 Legacy: The "Stan" Culture in Politics
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2025 Classic: The Resignation of the Last Human Journalist
Why did he quit? Because AI was writing politicians' obituaries b...read more »
2024 Classic: The Rise of "Mood Voting"
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2025 Classic: The "Meat-Free" G7 Menu
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2024 Legacy: Raygun’s Breakdancing
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Inauguration
Why was Washington so heavily guarded in January? Because after t...read more »
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2024 Vintage: The "Cowboy Carter" Impact
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2025 Legacy: The First AI Senator
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!