Why did the lawyer bring a 3D printer to the funeral? To print a “replica of the will” that was slightly more favorable to his fee.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
I see you... laughing!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.