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2012 Classic: The USB 3.0 Standard

 Why was the tech guy finally at peace? Most new laptops had blue ports, and he finally had a drive that could copy a file before he retired.

Part of the 80 Office Groaners: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Hercules_Xena11/08/2014 10:00By the gods, this is a funny one!
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