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2006 Archive: The “Checklight” (IED Jammer)

Why did it interfere with everything? Because in 2006, “Electronic Warfare” meant you couldn’t blow up a bomb, but you also couldn’t open your own car with a remote.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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