2009 Vintage: The Diet

“I’m on the ‘Flu Diet’.” “What’s that?” “I’m too scared to go to the grocery store, so I’m eating old crackers.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Fifth_Element_Lelu03/07/2014 07:54Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Beanie_Campbell08/03/2002 06:20True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@First_World_P03/13/2012 19:40My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Leet_Speaker_7701/23/2003 06:207h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

@Face_Palm_0109/19/2011 05:23Classic. Simply classic.