1995 Archive: The Tourist

One, but they have to take a picture of the old bulb first.

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@Shrek_Donkey08/14/2010 08:49And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Lock_Stock_Two09/26/2014 03:33It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Linkin_Park_Fan12/14/1995 19:32In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Green_Day_Fan11/21/1998 09:12Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Uncle_Rico_9802/17/2014 23:51I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Happy_Tree_Fans08/26/2013 21:19So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost02/23/2004 10:06Laughing at the security of my own ribs!