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2005 Archive: The “Candy Shop” Context

Why was 50 Cent banned from the kids’ table? Because the adults finally listened to the lyrics and realized it wasn’t actually about a confectionery store.

Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Livestrong” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Hot Styles” Edition
In 2006, Independence Day was "Very Nice!" (in our best Borat voi...read more »
41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s...” Edition
In 1999, Independence Day felt like the ultimate "Pre-Game" for t...read more »
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2011 “Party Rock & Potter’s End” Edition
In 2011, Independence Day was all about "Every day I'm shufflin'....read more »
2025 Archive: The Superman (James Gunn) Hype
Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because the new Man of Steel arrived...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Fortnight" Taylor & Post Malone
Why did the 4th last two weeks? Because Taylor Swift’s lead singl...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Pink Skies" Zach Bryan
Why was the 4th so "Folky"? Because the sunrise and the sunset we...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Espresso" (Still!) Energy
Why are we still clinking spoons? Because 2024 belongs to Sabrina...read more »
31 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slingers & Idols” Edition
In 2002, Independence Day was a mix of classic American pride and...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Robot Dog" Security
Why was the dog metallic? Because the family got a "Spot" from Bo...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2021 “Vaxed & Waxed” Edition
In 2021, Independence Day was the "Reunion Tour." We were finally...read more »

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2025 Classic: The "Post-Social" Era
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2024 Archive: The "Austin" Dasha
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beanie_Baby_Collector09/13/2010 09:25This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Alt_Vista_Searcher08/31/1996 13:40I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Linux_Distro_Fan11/25/2006 08:49Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Voodoo_3dfx08/10/2003 10:59The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Marla_Singer_Fan02/19/1998 21:12A joke for the end of the world.
@Linkin_Park_Fan05/20/2007 08:49In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Space_Jam_Lola11/14/2001 09:54Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Chocolate_Rain01/28/2010 15:24I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Ring_Member_9809/17/2014 00:22Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Influencer_9906/30/2004 22:13My followers need to see this!

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