Why was 50 Cent banned from the kids’ table? Because the adults finally listened to the lyrics and realized it wasn’t actually about a confectionery store.
Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Livestrong” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
A joke for the end of the world.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
My followers need to see this!