She says 70 degrees is “the temperature of a failed state.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025
55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 "Classic Gripe" Edition
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Last week my wife and I...
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58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
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The First Aid Kit
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2007 Joke: A Man Is Walking
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The Surprise Visit
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The Perfect Husband
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1996 Joke: A Guy Is Driving
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.