2012 Vintage: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Mustache
2011 Archive: Hugo
Why was the movie so “clock-heavy”? Because Martin Scorsese decided that 2011 was the year we should all care about the history of French cinema… Read More »2011 Archive: Hugo
2011 Legacy: The Sebastian Vettel Double
Why was F1 getting boring again? Because Vettel won 11 races and clinched the title with four races left, making the podium look like his… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Sebastian Vettel Double
2011 Classic: The Laptop “Sleep” Mode
Why did it work? Because in 2011, “Instant-On” became a real thing and not just a marketing myth. Part of the 76 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2011 Classic: The Laptop “Sleep” Mode
2010 Classic: The Best Sound Mixing
Why did The Hurt Locker win? Because the sound of silence before a bomb goes off is louder than a thousand explosions. Part of the… Read More »2010 Classic: The Best Sound Mixing
2009 Vintage: The Camera
I’m “focusing” on my digital profile. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The Wall-E Suit
Why did the lawyer sue the Axiom ship? For “negligent promotion of bone-density loss in a captive population.” Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial… Read More »2008 Archive: The Wall-E Suit
2007 Legacy: The Gym Socks
Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen”… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Gym Socks
2006 Vintage: The Nintendo Wii
A guy starts swinging his arm wildly at the bar. The bartender says, “Sir, if you’re playing Wii Sports, please use the wrist strap. You… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Nintendo Wii
2006 Vintage: The Blu-ray
Why did the dad stare at the blue light for an hour? He was trying to watch a “Blu-ray” in real time. Part of the… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Blu-ray