I’m “focusing” on my digital profile.
Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
Equality for all jokes!