2006 Vintage: The Blu-ray
Why did the dad stare at the blue light for an hour? He was trying to watch a “Blu-ray” in real time. Part of the… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Blu-ray
2006 Legacy: The “London Bridge” Fergie
Why was the 4th of July falling down? Because Fergie went solo and made sure everyone knew that “Oh Snap!” was the official slang of… Read More »2006 Legacy: The “London Bridge” Fergie
2006 Vintage: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher causing a faint, rhythmic clicking sound down the main carpeted aisle because he forgot to lock the air valves on his basketball… Read More »2006 Vintage: The High-Top Valve Click
2005 Legacy: The Digital Camera 8MP
“The resolution is amazing!” “Now I can see every wrinkle and regret on my face in perfect detail.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Digital Camera 8MP
2005 Classic: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage registry containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the secretary refuses to trust the “delete” key on her new electronic… Read More »2005 Classic: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
2005 Classic: The Missy Elliott “The Cookbook”
Why “Lose Control”? For Missy and Ciara reminding us that hip-hop was still about the best dancing on the planet. Part of the 40 Musician… Read More »2005 Classic: The Missy Elliott “The Cookbook”
2005 Vintage: The Wedding Crasher
“Rule #76: No excuse for a burnt-out bulb. Play like a champion!” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive.… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Wedding Crasher
2003 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
Why Jane Kaczmarek’s Snub? Because the Academy still didn’t realize that the mom from “Malcolm in the Middle” was actually the most terrifying person on… Read More »2003 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
2003 Archive: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new technology! Part of the 37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Archive: The Ketchup
2002 Vintage: The Kelly Clarkson Idol Win
Why did the White House watch American Idol? To see if they could use the “Public Voting” system to decide on tax cuts. Part of… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Kelly Clarkson Idol Win