2015 Classic: The Rise of Bernie Sanders
Why did a 74-year-old Socialist become a rockstar? Because he proved that if you shout about “The 1%” loudly enough for 40 years, eventually the… Read More »2015 Classic: The Rise of Bernie Sanders
2015 Archive: The Macklemore Thrift Shop Uniform
The group of eighth graders who showed up to school wearing oversized vintage fur coats they bought at a garage sale for five dollars to… Read More »2015 Archive: The Macklemore Thrift Shop Uniform
2015 Legacy: The Power Move
Why did the lawyer wear two Apple Watches? One for his “Billable Heartbeats” and one for the “Client’s Heartbeats” (so he knows when to stop… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Power Move
2015 Classic: The San Andreas Earthquake
“The earth is shaking!” “No, that’s just the bass from the neighbor’s ‘Hotline Bling’ party. Calm down.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress… Read More »2015 Classic: The San Andreas Earthquake
2013 Classic: The Launch of Vine (Peak)
Why were we only six seconds long? Because 2013 was the year we realized that a comedy routine is much funnier when it’s forced to… Read More »2013 Classic: The Launch of Vine (Peak)
2013 Vintage: The Ride Along
“I’m going on a ride along!” “With the police?” “No, with my wife to the mall. It’s much more dangerous.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Ride Along
2013 Classic: The Selfie Stick Interrogation
Looking at a teenager mounting a smartphone onto a long metal pole and asking if they are heading out to the backyard to catch frogs… Read More »2013 Classic: The Selfie Stick Interrogation
2012 Classic: The Soda
I’m “fizzing” with relief. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Archive: The Power Move
Why did the lawyer carry two iPads and a Surface Pro? To prove that he could be “incompatible” with three different operating systems at once.… Read More »2012 Archive: The Power Move
2012 Vintage: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Mustache