2019 Vintage: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Green Book win? For showing that friendship is the best “GPS” for navigating 1960s America. Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 2019… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Best Original Screenplay
2019 Classic: The Ring Camera
We got a Ring doorbell. My mother-in-law hates it. She says, “I prefer to surprise you with my disappointment—technology takes the fun out of the… Read More »2019 Classic: The Ring Camera
2018 Vintage: The “Hearts and Minds” 2018
Why did we build a cell tower? To prove that “Internet Access” is the modern version of “Freedom.” Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “Hearts and Minds” 2018
2018 Classic: Worst Actress
Why Melissa McCarthy? For The Happytime Murders, a film that proved puppets and profanity are a very difficult “felt” to master. Part of the 36 Razzie… Read More »2018 Classic: Worst Actress
2018 Vintage: The Folder
I’m “organizing” my inventory. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Starbucks Fan
“One Venti-Watt, oat milk, extra hot.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: The Grigor Dimitrov ATP Finals
Why was he the “Master”? Because he won the year-end title and finally looked like the superstar everyone promised he would be back in 2014.… Read More »2017 Archive: The Grigor Dimitrov ATP Finals
2016 Vintage: The James Blake “The Colour in Anything”
Why the long album? For the man who made being sad in a rainy forest sound like a luxury. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2016 Vintage: The James Blake “The Colour in Anything”
2016 Archive: Tyler Perry’s Boo!
Why was Boo! A Madea Halloween nominated? Because at this point, Tyler Perry putting on a wig to fight ghosts is a Razzie tradition that requires no… Read More »2016 Archive: Tyler Perry’s Boo!
2016 Vintage: The Remote Control Tape Shield
Wrapping gray duct tape over eighty percent of the television clicker to prevent Grandpa from accidentally shifting the TV input to a blank, blue static… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Remote Control Tape Shield