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2000 Legacy: The Magnet

 I’m naturally attracted to the new millennium.

Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Gen_Mark10/05/1996 15:02This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Iron_Man_Tony07/08/2005 13:39I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan04/11/1996 00:57Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@E_T_Phone_Home04/21/2012 13:37E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Breakfast_Club_B02/24/1997 18:38Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Woman_Yelling_C10/09/2009 13:51The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Hacktivist_Fan09/13/2014 04:50Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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