Why was the intern talking to the security guard’s K9 unit? He watched the viral video and couldn’t stop himself from being “dangerously curious.” Part… Read More »2023 Vintage: The “Can I pet that dog?” Quote
What do you call a pig that’s a painter? “Pig-asso.” Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why was the kid wearing a blue backpack? Because he was “chosen by the scarab” to bring the napkins to the table. Part of the… Read More »2023 Archive: The Blue Beetle Teasers
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2023. / 2023 who? / 2,023 reasons why this year was pink and loud! Part of the 41 Classic… Read More »2023 Archive: The 2023
Why was it “ChatGPT2022!”? Because the IT guy let an AI choose the security policy. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2022 “ChatGPT &… Read More »2022 Classic: The Office Password
One, but the bulb is mysteriously pink and the nutrition label is wrong. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022 – The Year of… Read More »2022 Archive: The Pink Sauce Chef
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Police
Why was the mood so heavy? Because 2021 reminded us that sometimes the party goes way too far. Part of the 38 Christmas Jokes: The… Read More »2021 Classic: The Astroworld Tragedy
One, but they do it while skateboarding down the street and drinking Ocean Spray. Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The Year… Read More »2020 Archive: The Nathan Apodaca (Cranberry Juice) Guy
Why did everyone leave so fast? Because “Global Solidarity” ends exactly where a “Travel Ban” begins. Part of the 31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Coalition” Exit
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