Wrapping gray duct tape over eighty percent of the television clicker to prevent Grandpa from accidentally shifting the TV input to a blank, blue static screen.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO Panic, Wireless Earbud Woes & Smart Grid Strife” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!