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2023 Vintage: The “Can I pet that dog?” Quote

 Why was the intern talking to the security guard’s K9 unit? He watched the viral video and couldn’t stop himself from being “dangerously curious.”

Part of the 76 Office Groaners: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Vision Pro” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan06/15/2006 13:46Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Retro_Gamer_Girl01/06/2009 02:10Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Java_Applet_User04/08/1998 08:29This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Finding_Nemo_Dory03/30/1998 00:40Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Rewritable_CD09/19/2010 21:16I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@First_World_P06/27/2008 05:32My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Salt_Bae_Original10/08/2000 15:13Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Aliens_Guy_Hair06/21/1996 11:01I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
@Web_2_0_Fan04/16/2000 00:21This is the future of humor!

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