2021 Vintage: The Police

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

@Hotmail_Original01/13/2013 00:25Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@The_Real_Morpheus11/15/1995 17:16What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@AskJeeves_Fan06/12/1996 16:31Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Linux_Distro_Fan07/20/1995 09:44Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Beverly_Hills_9021005/12/2008 06:12The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Jackie_Brown_Fan06/19/2012 12:46Smooth joke, very smooth.