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2012 Archive: The Power Move

 Why did the lawyer carry two iPads and a Surface Pro? To prove that he could be “incompatible” with three different operating systems at once.

Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sixth_Sense_Cole04/04/2002 05:18I see funny people... everywhere!
@MP3_Encoder11/15/2013 22:11128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Party_On_Garth09/16/2015 03:35I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Badger_Badger_M10/29/2004 13:20Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Infoseek_Explorer01/15/1999 05:03Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Happy_Tree_Fans09/12/2014 14:47So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
@Smosh_Old_School04/11/2007 10:41Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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