2005 Vintage: The Wedding Crasher

“Rule #76: No excuse for a burnt-out bulb. Play like a champion!”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One. But i...read more »

How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single "pinch to zoom." Steve J...read more »

How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb? One....read more »

How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five hundr...read more »

In 2006, the world was shifting gears. Twitter (now X) launched w...read more »

In 2025, the line between human and machine has become even more ...read more »

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? I’ll ne...read more »

In 2018, the world felt the "snap." Half of the universe disappea...read more »

In 2014, the world was obsessed with "Breaking the Internet," dum...read more »

How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many Irish people does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

@Y2K_Ready01/31/1999 05:51If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Forrest_Gump_Running06/12/2011 06:00Laughing is as laughing does.

@Winamp_Playlist06/04/2005 23:43Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Trainspotting_Rent09/19/2000 19:32Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Linkin_Park_Fan01/19/2000 16:29In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Celebrity_DM10/19/2011 05:54Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Trololo_Man_7006/14/2014 12:48Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Animated_Mail_G10/15/2015 10:26The spinning envelope told me to come here.