2002 Vintage: The Kelly Clarkson Idol Win

Why did the White House watch American Idol? To see if they could use the “Public Voting” system to decide on tax cuts.

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was Biden so busy in December? Because when you have 30 days ...read more »

In 2017, the American Presidency moved from the "Hope" era to the...read more »

Why did the White House study the routine? Because "Doing somethi...read more »

Why is Vivek Ramaswamy everywhere? To prove that in 2025, the bes...read more »

Why did he rip his shirt off? To prove that the GOP platform in 2...read more »

Why was the 2024 map so red? Because it turns out that "Inflation...read more »

Why did Kamala use that line? To remind us that in 2021, she was ...read more »

In 2021, the American Presidency switched from "Unfiltered Tweets...read more »

Why was the turkey so nervous? Because even the birds know that u...read more »

Why were they a 2024 problem? Because we couldn't tell if the Pre...read more »

Why did he walk into the jungle? To show that even after the elec...read more »

Why didn't they talk to pollsters? Because they were too busy "Do...read more »

In 2004, the American Presidency was a battle of "Duty." It was t...read more »

Why was this Kamala’s favorite phrase? Because it’s the most soph...read more »

@Palm_Pilot_User02/11/2010 10:21Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Cheers_Norm12/27/2006 04:56Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Rugrats_Tommy09/25/1995 00:04A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Friday_Rebecca08/07/2004 22:23Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Overly_Attached05/29/2007 12:50I’m watching you... read this joke!