2003 Archive: The Ketchup

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new technology!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

@Linux_Kernel_0.107/04/1995 07:28Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Napster_Leech04/18/2012 12:11Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Married_With_Kids11/20/1998 12:02Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Campus_King11/13/2004 07:31The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Overclocker_Pro12/04/2015 07:34My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Big_Snatch_Boris05/23/2007 13:39Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Banner_Exchange05/05/1998 12:08Click my banner for more laughs!

@Stick_Death_Fan05/20/1999 20:29Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

@I_See_What_You12/22/2010 08:45I see what you did there. Clever!