1997 Archive: The Watermelon

I’m a summer treat. I’m just seeding the future.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "taking" a bite out of the new era.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

I’m "rooting" for the human team.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "stable" enough for a reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m a "couch" potato in a smart-home.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

I’m "selecting" my favorite reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "just" feeling fuzzy about the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "displaying" 100% transparency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

The decade kicked off with a shift in perspective. While Instagra...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m "moo-ving" to a better dimension.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

@Flash_Animator06/10/2001 23:28I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Jurassic_Park_Grant08/24/2015 06:27They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Firewire_Fan02/11/2005 22:34Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Malware_Hunter04/28/2006 20:38Scanning... Laughs detected!

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan09/12/1996 07:42Silently laughing in the snow.

@Animorphs_X06/11/2010 03:19I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Banner_Exchange07/12/2001 23:34Click my banner for more laughs!

@ODP_Editor_9905/24/2014 16:44Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Deal_With_It_G05/21/2004 12:03Deal with it. This is gold.