Why did The Hurt Locker win? Because the sound of silence before a bomb goes off is louder than a thousand explosions.
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🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Best Costume Design
Why did Gladiator II win? Because making 5,000 people look like t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Conan O’Brien "Red Carpet" Skit
Why was it so funny? Because he treated the A-listers like they w...read more »
2025 Classic: The Governor's Ball
Why was the food so "Ancient Roman"? Because after the Best Pictu...read more »
44 Oscars Jokes: The 2025 “Gladiator’s Return, Conan’s Comeback & The Musical Drug Lord” Edition
In 2025, the 97th Academy Awards proved that Hollywood still love...read more »
38 Oscars Jokes: The 2012 “The Artist, Meryl’s Gold & Angelina’s Leg” Edition
In 2012, the 84th Academy Awards decided that "everything old is ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Makeup Win
Why did the "Bella Baxter" team win? Because making Emma Stone lo...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Supporting Actor Race
Why did Samuel L. Jackson lose? Because the Academy decided that ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Animated Short
Why did War Is Over! win? To prove that John and Yoko’s message i...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Picture Win
Why did the bomb win? Because the Academy decided that "Serious C...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Conan "Ginger" Joke
Why did he call himself a "Human Cheeto"? To show that even at th...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Pedro Pascal Appearance
Why was he the "Internet’s Daddy" on the carpet? Because in 2025,...read more »
2025 Classic: The Best Animated Short
Why did War Is Over! have a sequel? No, wait—it was Meow—because ...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2010 “Hurt Locker, Avatar & Kathryn’s History” Edition
In 2010, the 82nd Academy Awards were a classic David vs. Goliath...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did 20 Days in Mariupol win? To remind us that while we’re we...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Super green! Hilarious!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
Equality for all jokes!