Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpet cleaner’s phone number hidden in the microscopic text of the giant commercial print directory.… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
She’s started “live-streaming” our wedding video to her church group with a “Where are they now?” commentary. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2013… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Wedding Video
“Your heart rate is 140.” “I’m watching the Breaking Bad finale!” “Okay, that’s a valid medical condition.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Heart 2
Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.… Read More »2012 Archive: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
Why Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum? For a remake that had no right to be that funny, proving that “Korean Jesus” has no time for… Read More »2012 Legacy: The 21 Jump Street Chemistry
Why did the iPhone users look so annoyed at the beach? Because Instagram finally launched on Android, and “the neighborhood” was getting crowded with non-Apple… Read More »2012 Archive: The Instagram for Android
We looked at the app together. My wife said, “If I were on here, I’d swipe left on your profile just based on that cargo… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Tinder Curiosity
Why did Mario Balotelli have a shirt that said “Why Always Me?”? Because he scored twice at Old Trafford and then set his own bathroom… Read More »2011 Classic: The Manchester Derby 1-6
This joke is “shucking” high-res. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
One (Phil Dunphy), but he’ll turn it into a “Phil-osophy” about how light is just darkness that hasn’t tried hard enough. Part of the 64… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Modern Family Dad
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