2013 Vintage: The Heart 2

“Your heart rate is 140.” “I’m watching the Breaking Bad finale!” “Okay, that’s a valid medical condition.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

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My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

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Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

@Gladiator_Proximo12/14/2000 23:36Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette12/09/2002 04:17I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Rewritable_CD08/20/2013 03:39I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Linkin_Park_Fan09/03/1996 11:28In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Dodgeball_Pat04/20/2002 05:18If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Scumbag_Steve_X09/20/2004 22:14Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Ancient_Aliens_G02/23/2012 22:13I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.