2003 Archive: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Purge

Why were we still firing linguists? Because knowing “Arabic” was apparently less important than knowing who the translator was dating.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Sid_Meier_Fan10/17/2008 10:07Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Pikachu_Fan_8809/19/2005 00:42Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club10/03/2010 18:22A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Beavis_Butthead02/15/2005 04:19Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Flashdance_What03/31/2008 19:29What a feeling! (Being funny).