2012 Archive: The Paper Checkbook Standoff

Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around ev...read more »

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@Sid_Meier_Fan12/19/2002 16:52Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam11/27/2006 00:58I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Sion_Partier01/11/2004 16:24The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Talladega_N_R04/30/2014 00:49If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

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@Web_Crawler_9604/23/2001 09:57Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

@StrongBad_Mail11/15/2000 01:50I’m checking my email and I found a winner!