One, but they do it while wearing a ‘Cargopants’ and ‘New Balance’ sneakers.
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My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
I see funny people... everywhere!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
True story! I was there!
No way! That’s too much!