2009 Vintage: The Modern Family Dad

One (Phil Dunphy), but he’ll turn it into a “Phil-osophy” about how light is just darkness that hasn’t tried hard enough.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb? One....read more »

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. On...read more »

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He...read more »

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. O...read more »

How many keyboardists does it take to change a light bulb? One to...read more »

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many stand-up comedians does it take to change a light bulb? ...read more »

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?...read more »

In 2018, the world felt the "snap." Half of the universe disappea...read more »

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

@Zelda_Link04/28/2006 06:28It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Pikachu_Fan_8805/07/2007 21:57Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Spice_Girl_Posh11/03/2010 10:19Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Rocket_Power_9912/18/2014 22:07We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Weird_Science_G06/10/2001 23:03We created a monster... of a joke!

@Cal_Naughton_Jr09/19/2012 16:40The magic man... is laughing!

@Web_Counter_9903/16/1996 04:29I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!