Why were we still firing linguists? Because knowing “Arabic” was apparently less important than knowing who the translator was dating. Part of the 39 Military… Read More »2003 Archive: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Purge
Why did Dick Cheney stay underground in 2002? Because he realized that “Executive Privilege” is much easier to maintain when nobody can find your office.… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Vice President’s Bunker
I’m a pilot. I’m just “foggy.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
Why did the man book a “Surprise Trip”? Because a new website told him it was cheaper, and he ended up in a town that… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Travel Website
Dead or Alive” Quote: Why did Bush sound like a cowboy? Because in 2001, the American public wasn’t looking for a “Diplomat”—they were looking for… Read More »2001 Classic: The “Wanted
There are now two Starbucks on our street. My wife calls it “The Caffeine Corridor.” My wallet calls it “The Black Hole.” Part of the… Read More »2001 Classic: The Starbucks Expansion
Why Riding with the King by B.B. King & Eric Clapton? Because two kings are better than one, and the Grammys love a royal family.… Read More »2001 Vintage: Best Traditional Blues Album
Why Madonna for “Ray of Light”? Because she made techno safe for the suburbs. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 1999 “Miseducation & Latin… Read More »1999 Vintage: Best Dance Recording
Maintaining an immaculate stack of twenty-year-old miniature condensed magazines, completely organized by the color of the cover design. Part of the 37 Senior & Aging… Read More »1998 Classic: The Bathroom Library Standard
Why was the BBQ delayed? Because Dad was busy installing the new OS, which promised “seamless internet,” but mostly just delivered the Blue Screen of… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Launch of Windows 98
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