Why was the BBQ delayed? Because Dad was busy installing the new OS, which promised “seamless internet,” but mostly just delivered the Blue Screen of Death during the national anthem.
Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1998 “Asteroids & Antz” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
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Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Top tier web animation humor!