2008 Classic: The “Heartless” Kanye
He’s using more auto-tune and he’s very sad. 2008 is the year of “808s & Heartbreak.” Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero… Read More »2008 Classic: The “Heartless” Kanye
2008 Legacy: The Beyoncé (Single Ladies) Fan
“If you liked it, then you should have put a bulb in it!” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark Knight… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Beyoncé (Single Ladies) Fan
2007 Legacy: The Knocked Up Realization
Seth Rogen proved that you can get the girl even if your primary hobby is “sitting on a sofa.” Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Knocked Up Realization
2007 Classic: The Facebook Feed
“Why is everyone’s life so perfect on the News Feed?” “Because nobody posts a photo of themselves eating cereal over the sink while crying about their 401(k).”… Read More »2007 Classic: The Facebook Feed
2007 Vintage: The GPS Voice Disagreement
Spending a two-hour road trip yelling at a dashboard navigation box because the computerized voice claims a shortcut exists through a road that Grandpa knows… Read More »2007 Vintage: The GPS Voice Disagreement
2006 Legacy: The Chat Room
She’s the only person who can make a “Happy Face” emoji look like a subpoena. Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter &… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Chat Room
2006 Classic: The Battery
I’m feeling “charged” by my new Person of the Year title. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive.… Read More »2006 Classic: The Battery
2005 Archive: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me at the beach! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2005 Archive: The Amos
2004 Legacy: Best Male Country Vocal
Why “Next Big Thing” by Vince Gill? Because even when he’s singing about the “next big thing,” Vince Gill is the thing. Part of the… Read More »2004 Legacy: Best Male Country Vocal
2004 Archive: The Notebook
A guy starts crying over a beer. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The guy says, “If you’re a bird, I’m a bird!” Part of the… Read More »2004 Archive: The Notebook