Why did Mario Balotelli have a shirt that said “Why Always Me?”? Because he scored twice at Old Trafford and then set his own bathroom on fire with fireworks—all in the same week.
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Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!