2008 Archive: Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies”
Why was the kitchen in total chaos? Because every aunt was trying to recreate the music video choreography, waving a ring finger (or a turkey… Read More »2008 Archive: Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies”
2008 Vintage: The Crystal Castles Debut
Why the distorted synths? For the band that made 8-bit noise sound like the most dangerous thing you could listen to in a dark room.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Crystal Castles Debut
2008 Legacy: Spore
Why did the alien look like a foot with eyes? Because the game let us evolve our own creatures, and humanity’s first instinct was to… Read More »2008 Legacy: Spore
2008 Classic: The Java
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 56 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2008 Archive archive.… Read More »2008 Classic: The Java
2008 Vintage: The Katy Perry Phase
“I kissed a girl and I liked it!” “That’s nice, but did you remember to pay the water bill?” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Katy Perry Phase
2007 Classic: The Introvert
“I want to live on an island.” “Does the island have Wi-Fi? Because if not, you’ll be back in two days.” Part of the 71… Read More »2007 Classic: The Introvert
2007 Archive: The Britney’s Umbrella
A guy walks in with a broken umbrella and a shaved head. The bartender says, “It’s okay, Britney. We’ve all had a rough 2007. The… Read More »2007 Archive: The Britney’s Umbrella
2007 Classic: The No Country for Old Men Hair
Javier Bardem has the scariest bowl cut in the history of cinema. I’m never complaining about my barber again. Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2007 Classic: The No Country for Old Men Hair
2007 Vintage: The New England Patriots 16-0 Season
Why did the President call them? To ask if they could teach the Iraqi government how to actually finish a game. Part of the 36… Read More »2007 Vintage: The New England Patriots 16-0 Season
2006 Classic: Zinedine Zidane’s Headbutt
Why did politicians study the World Cup final? Because they wanted to know how you could spend 110 minutes as a hero and then lose… Read More »2006 Classic: Zinedine Zidane’s Headbutt