Why did politicians study the World Cup final? Because they wanted to know how you could spend 110 minutes as a hero and then lose it all because someone insulted your sister—a move usually reserved for the Senate floor.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.